Results of our scientific inquiry? The head embalmer didn't pay enough attention to what kind of salt she bought.
This is the salt I bought:
So what did we learn class? That Epsom salt is not really salt. I should have been thinking chemicals - magnesium sulfate and sodium chloride are harder to confuse. Mag sulfate is no good at preserving anything, with the exceptions of preterm pregnancies and moisture in your skin, which were both very unhelpful to His Royal Stinkiness, King Poultron.
The boys have I have decided to try again in a few weeks, but on a smaller scale. Maybe mummified Cornish hens?
|Mr Montgomery and his class